Sexual Fetishes Part 2 ( It will make you cringe)

Hola My Lil Meanies,

Please this is a WARNING Anyone with weak tummies DO NOT READ AHEAD and If you do choose to read, You can't say I didn't try to warn you....lol

Emetophilia- Vomit makes you vomit, right ? Well not these special beings, the act of vomiting on their partner is bliss to them. This is also called "Roman Showers". If you ever hear Roman showers come out of your partners mouth RUNNNNN! that's if your not into that.

Eproctophilia- Who gets aroused by FARTING ? yes I said FARTING. So I'm guessing cabbage, spinach, beans and asparagus is definitely a staple in their diet....lol. This is gross but wouldn't you be distracted by the smell LMAO.

Urophilia- I'm sure there are lots of ppl like this. Like to pee in public, pee on someone, or get peed on. Also known as "Watersports" and "Golden Showers". No Gracias !

Klismaphilia- I don't know about you but I avoid enemas like the damn flu...lol. But not these ppl they enjoy getting and receiving enemas. This is ummmm weird but on the rainbow side their anuses are as open/clean as freeways to them this is probably cool...lol.

Necrophilia- Sexual attraction to corpses. They don't only see dead ppl they screw them. This would be fun for the grave keeper or the medical examiner.

Coprophilia- Sexual pleasure from FECES. Tell these ppl to "GO Eat Shit"and they will. Maybe even want you to feed it to them. Talk about ewwww and BARF I cant be the only person gagging right now...lol.

Anthropophagolagnia- I truly feel for anyone that gets raped. For someone to fall victim to a sick pervert like this is horrible. Ppl like this get sexual gratification from raping and then eating their victims. Im not talking about oral sex but eat them like Hannibal. If you're psychology junkie like me check out Jeffery Lionel Dahmer.

All I have to say is who comes up with these names lol

Sexual Fetishes Part 1

Hola My Lil Meanies,


Come on admit it, we all have sexual fetishes. It all depends on if what you like is normal or plain NASTY. Some of us get off by spanking, talking dirty and bondage. These things to me are normal to a certain extent. People still do unconventional things but are harmless if practiced properly. Many are on the border of friggin sick and some are just plain disgusting. I'm sure you're wondering what are some of the craziest/sickiest things humans do to get sexual gratification. That is why I'm here, lets get into it start your engines !


Transformation Fetish- Ppl that get aroused by depictions of their partners transforming into objects or other beings. Ok I get transforming into a being (nurse, maid, teacher, school girl) but an object ? So I'm guessing I should dress up like a condom, vibrator, milk carton, telephone etc I'm just saying lol.


Amputee Fetish-This is quite explanatory. Obviously this is when ppl make amputees his/her object for sexual pleasure. This is friggin sick need I say more.


Theophilia/Hierophilia-This will get religious ppl robes in a bunch. These ppl get off on religious or sacred objects. So expect movies like" The Exorcist, The Davinci Code, and Stigmata" to be in their DVD collection.The only question I want to know is do they pray before or after having sex ? Friggin sacreligious perverts.

To Pee or Not To Pee....That's the Question

Hola My Lil Meanies !

So the other night I watched a "Sex in the City" episode. I must say it was the craziest episode I ever saw. Carrie was dating a politician, the chemistry was good and the sex was great.

After a night together he decides that they should take their sexcapades to the shower. I'm sure your thinking oh yeah sex in the shower is sexy and its about to get real JUICY. Well I thought the same thing I was so wrong. After stating his idea, he says to Carrie, I want you to PEE on me. Did I miss something ? It's quite obvious that the great sex they just had wasn't enough that he wants Carrie to PEE on him ? I understand that everyone has sexual fetishes BUT don't bring that NASTY fetish over here. HELL NO I'm not PEEING on you and you're not PEEING on me. As far as I'm concerned the relationship would be over faster than you can blink.

If anyone comes to you with this and it's not your kind of foreplay this what you should do...Tell them : El INFIERNO no usted bastardo desagradable de asno. ¡Consiguió a la RAMERA equivocada para ese trabajo trata otra vez! Debo gritar su asno. Say that with anger and lots of attitude.

Ummmm if you didn't get that maybe you should pick up a second language lol

As for me there will be no GOLDEN SHOWERS OR ROMAN SHOWERS over here

Who came up with Bachelor/Bachelorette parties?

Hola My Lil Meanies,

Are bachelor/bachelorette parties necessary ? We know men/women want these parties because it's the last night they are gonna be single. Personally if you think that you have to have the party just so you can screw the stripper OMG don't get married. Stay single and enjoy your life. You have to ask yourself is the stripper worth it and if you can live with it. What if the stripper really likes you and start stalking ? What if your wife finds out ? There can be lots of consequences. Both men and women have done things at their parties. I personally think that if you think you have to screw someone before you get married one last time DON'T GET MARRIED !

P.S Be careful at your parties someone just might be taping everything

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Is it me or is everyone in a relationship forcing their significant other to get married?

Hola My Lil Meanies !

Okay you been with someone for 4 years now why would you pressure them to marry you. Ladies DON'T push your man to marry you. Guys need more time to make sure your worthy of being their wife. Also if you pressure them they'll pull away and leave you. Some guys don't mind being with a girl for 10 yrs it's common law marriage. I'm guessing people think that getting married can prove their love, security etc. Those are a couple reasons I've heard myself. Not good enough reasons for me. Marriage is not like how it use to be back in the days. A lot of people want the American Dream:get a good paying job, get married, have children, get house etc. We all have dreams and I can respect that but marriage is more than what people think.

P.S. Marriage is NOT for everyone

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