Sexual Position Of The Week

Good Day Meanies,

Arc De Triomph

This is only for the limber. No one with bad knees or back should try this. You don't want to be in more pain than pleasure. If you want to give it a try I say do some serious stretching. If you do yoga or pilates that's even better.

Why ?

Hola Meanies,

I found this picture on Photo Bucket today. I have a lot of humor but this picture is not funny. I remember eating these straws filled with powdered sugar. Now people are advocating children to sniff this candy if they can't afford heroin. This is not funny at all. I'm sure there are folks who find this extremely funny but I don't. This should be removed ASAP from their website.

Inspiration

Buenas Tardes Meanies,


This is for all the woman in the world that know they don't need a man to validate them. There are more important things in your life. Only we as women can validate ourselves. Don't you hate women that act desperate if they don't have a boyfriend in their life ? They feel like a man is who makes them.

Personally if you can't stand on your own why the hell should a man want/date you ? I would call these women desperate, annoying and stage 5 clingers. Once they find a man they already plotting on how to keep him because they don't like to be alone.

Please ladies work on yourself before getting into a relationship. Know who you are before wanting a man who knows who he is already. He can not tell you who you are. No way mija !

Today !

Hey Meanies,

Today is National HIV Testing day. Please get tested, I don't care if you think your significant other may not be cheating it's better safe than sorry. Get tested RIGHT NOW ! WRAP IT UP ! WRAP IT UP ! WRAP IT UP !

Sexual Position of the Week

Hey Meanies,


Passion Propeller

I know this looks like the infamous 69 but it's not. It's the same position but your lover or whoever you chose will enter you on traditional missionary style and then YOWZA ! He does a 360 degrees spin....WTH This sounds dangerous. This is only for the daring. I repeat ONLY FOR THE DARING. Enjoy let me know how it goes :-)

Man Arrested For Throwing Boy in Dryer

Hey Meanies,


A West Virginia man 22-year-old Joseph Edward Jones was taken into police custody after authorities say he abused his girlfriend’s son, duct taping him and throwing him into a clothes dryer. Also forcing him to eat cat feces sandwich.

The 6 year old boy says he has been abused for the last 3 years by his mothers live-in boyfriend. The boyfriend would pour ice water on him, and bite him on his nose and face. The worse part is that the mother knew that her boyfriend made her son eat cat feces sandwiches and she did nothing about it. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE MOTHERS? She must be stupid she has to be.

I wouldn't be surprised if she watched her boyfriend duct tape her 3 year old and put him into the clothes dryer. How can you look into your son eyes and not protect him ? I'm convinced that when some woman become mothers, getting some cock is more important than their child.

It's like if the boyfriend/girlfriend abused the children maybe the child might die and the parent would be better off with their significant other. I'll tell you who would be better off, all those children that have loser parents. All the parents just need to lay out on the curb and allow everyone to run them over.

The boy was asked why didn't he tell anyone sooner he stated that Jones threatened to kill his mother if he said anything. Jones was charged with child abuse causing injury BUT the bastard was released from jail after posting $30,000.00 bond. I'm sure Jones parents came in and saved him. They should be ashamed of themselves. I would of made him rot in jail. Once again folks are killing their own babies, if it's not them it's their boyfriends/girlfriends. They just sit back and watch everything go down with no concern or remorse. The mother should never see her child again, she sat back for 3 years and did nothing.

3 Year Old Shot Parents Waited 2 hours

Como Estas Meanies,


A Kentucky mother and her boyfriend were arrested Tuesday after police say they got into a heated argument that left her 3-year-old son shot and waited two hours before calling 911. Of course they BLACK. The shot was fired and hit the boy in his side. The mother panicked and tried to cover up the evidence. What kind of mother leaves her child bleeding for 2 hours ? Someone that has no business being a mother. All she probably cared about was trying to make her boyfriend not leave her. The child wasn't shot intentionally but is that how we do it ? We get into an argument and pull out guns in front of our child ? The child was in critical condition, undergone surgery and is expected to recover. She should NEVER see her child again.

I hate when folks always say blood is thicker than water. I say screw blood. I don't trust water so if something happened I wouldn't be surprised. But when you trust BLOOD it hurts more than you can imagine. Blood will rob you, kill you, molest you, rape you, and set you up. Too many babies are dying and being hurt by their own family members. But I guess nobody wants to talk about that...

Sexual Position of the Week

Bonjour Meanies,

This is the Lap Dance. Hence sitting on the chair straddling the man. But this is a upgraded version. You have to be flexible, have super powers to keep your legs on his shoulders and use you arms to pull yourself up and down. Sounds like a workout in itself. I say give it try......lol.

The Loser Badge....Should Be Available Soon

Buenas Tardes Meanies,

So what's up with guys only talking to a girl when their girlfriend is not around ? I mean he has spoken to you during his whole relationship anyway. To make matters worse is all you do is talk about yourself and want me to stroke your EGO. Yes call me because I stroke egos for fun. But I have to say, don't only talk to me when she's not there because your scared of her. You're trying to kick game to me because you swear you're hot stuff when you're lame. Your girlfriend not paying attention to you, so you think I'm going give it to you. And how in the hell you think that trying to hang out with me is not cheating ? Excuse me that's cheating because you know your intentions, which is to get some.

Also, don't forget to be on your best behavior on Facebook we wouldn't want your girlfriend to throw a tantrum. I'm sure she thinks your super innocent. She's a damn fool living in naiveland. Little does she know you're calling me while your home all alone...lol. Sounds like an attention seeker. Please lose my number because you are PURE WACKNESS, BITCHASSNESS, TIREDNESS, CHEATINGASSNESS and LAMEASSNESS !!!!!

Your very lucky I'm a lady and don't write her a message about you trying to get with me. BUT your not even worth my energy. I'll leave your girlfriend to wasting her energy on you. Apparently there's nothing better out there so she settled for less. These kind of guys should walk around with a LOSER badge.

I'm Conceited For No Damn Reason

Bom Dia Meanies,

Don't you hate it when someone is conceited for no reason ? I mean either way if you look good or not it's annoying. There's no reason why you talking about yourself constantly.

Why are you taking longer than I do to get ready? Why is your lips popping ? Why are you wearing soooo many damn colors ? Why are you a attention whore ? Why are you always looking in the mirror ? You shouldn't be conceited in front of other people. I know I'm not the greatest looking person in the world but if I was the best looking I still wouldn't act that way.

I always wondered why folks that are not attractive have the highest self-esteem. I guess it makes sense to act that way because your lacking in other places so you're trying to make up for it.

Frosty

Buona Sera Meanies !

Happy Father's Day to all the good fathers and screw the ones that are losers. Especially the ones that can take care of other children but not their own blood. Anyway I saw a Wendy's commercial earlier today asking what's your favorite frosty.

While I'm watching I'm wishing a Wendy's is near by. But there isn't, this is what happens when you live in CT....lol. So apparently the commercial was dedicated to children with adoptive parents. I'm thinking awww that's so sweet. Until a white male sits at the table with his wife. Why in the HELL the two children boy and girl are black? Are you kidding me ? Why the kids had to black ? Why the whole family couldn't be white? Or a all black family ?

I'm just confused as to why black people had to be put in the commercial. I feel a certain way about this commercial. I still want my frosty but I hope I don't see that commercial again....lol.

Man Dies On Camera

Good Day Meanies,

WARNING PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THIS LATE AT NIGHT BEFORE GOING TO BED

I have never seen someone die this way. How can you go from talking in a conversation and then your dead ? I think someone poisoned his water. Makes me not want to take any kind of beverage from anyone if I was sitting at a table having a conference. You won't be able to understand what they're saying but I'm sure the video is self-explanatory.

Are You Serious ?

Hey Meanies,


The Holy Ghost is so strong. This man sounds like he is chanting. And of course, there are folks in the background saying " YES " and clapping. One lady walks out the room actually looking like she wanted to start laughing, then a baby started to cry. What really got me was in the beginning when he said his CD came out a couple months ago. Can you imagine what it sounds like ? NO COMMENT.

Is That Your Breathe ?

Como Estas Meanies,

We all know that bad breathe is the worst thing in the world. What do you do when someones breathe smells like garbage truck juice ? Whip out some gum ? Tell them ? What ? It's embarrassing having to tell someone your breathe is so stank I can smell what your insides are....lol. We have all of these products out there but trust me some people can't get any help at all. The worst breathe is when you start to gag....lmao not good at all.

Please enjoy the video above of Glozell singing a song about stink breathe. Every time you come across someone with stink breathe you'll definitely think of her.

Breaking The Cycle

Bonne Journée Meanies,

I'm sure we all have been through something and think I can't continue the cycle because it's unfair. What we have went through as children why should our children go through the same thing. I feel it's being selfish. You just want to do what ever you want without thinking that it will effect your child. Everything my parents were to me I inspire to be nothing like them. It's unfair to my child to go through the same thing I did especially when I should be protecting them from that.

As your children get older they will ask you this question, so be prepared to explain and for your child to lose respect for you. I know that children are blessings but at the same time some people are not meant to be parents. I think there are two type of parents. The ones that carry the baby into this world and that's it. There job is done after that. And the ones that nurture the baby. It's more than bringing the child into this world, paying for school, putting clothes on ones back, providing shelter etc.

To be honest, I wish that there is a way to reject someone from being a parent. Maybe when someone is going to have sex and the guy is ready to go in a loud obnoxious sound goes off saying REJECT REJECT REJECT ! This person is not suitable to be a parent please find someone else. Or the guys manhood starts burning really bad and when he pulls out on his penis will say you don't want to do this......lol. Somehow this might work. And we wouldn't have sooooooo many parents that can't do a great job.

What makes me extremely upset is when there are people that can't have children that can be great parents while the people that are the worse parents can have children like it's nothing. How unfair is that ? The way the world works is dysfunctional.

Dating In The Same Circle

Hey Meanies,

I think everyone can agree dating in the same circle is a no bueno. I know a huge group of people that a very close and they all have dated each other at some point in their life. I'm very uncomfortable with this...lol. Everyone swapped spit and basically slept with each other. How are we suppose to be bestfriends and I'm dating your ex. Isn't that rule number one between friends don't date my ex or I will bash your face in. I'm sure it's weird seeing your ex married and have children with your bestfriend..hmmm. Sure your going to be all phony and say "I'm so happy for you". But in the back of your head your thinking your not a loyal friend. Worst thing in the world you can do to your friend/bestfriend is go out with the ex. I don't care if I said it's okay, your not suppose to go ahead anyway.

A Lil Too Comfortable

Good Day Meanies,

Is it okay to date someone because it's comfortable for you? Meaning the person has always been around so you think it's best to start a relationship with them. I'm not sure about this because I have to be in love with the person. I'm not going to date you for convenience. I'm sure this works for some because it can grow stronger as the years go along. I know quite a few that's with someone because it's convenient. They act very awkward when you ask how the other person is doing....lol. I don't want a relationship like that. To me it sounds like the person gave up on finding what they really want.

Body Image

Hey Meanies,

Is this what we see when we look in the mirror ? Most likely. We see our imperfections and we instantly slip into depression. I'm sure celebrities make it worse. They seem so perfect, we know they're not but we want to be them. How do we deal with low self-esteem ? It's hard especially when your surrounded by family/friends/strangers of smaller sizes that call you fat.

I been called fat ever since I was little and to be honest I'm average. Because I have wide hips, thick thighs and a big butt I'm FAT. I have my insecurities but who doesn't. Don't let anyone talk to you in anyway that will hurt your feelings anymore. We don't need anymore suicides, anorexia, or bulimics. Surround yourself with good/positive energy and you will get where you want to be physically and mentally in time. I say SCREW those that have called you names, they have no idea what it feels like to not be comfortable in your own skin. But seriously I feel like a mirror is both a blessing and a curse.

Kraft

Hey Meanies,

Kraft has a new logo ! They are trying to revamp themselves. This is great BUT I'm alarmed. Couple nights ago I seen a new commercial for Kraft Mac n' Cheese. It's Kraft Mac n' Cheese Homestyle Baked in 3 flavors : Hearty Four Cheese, Classic Cheddar Cheese Sauce, and Old World Italian with Parmesan and Romano Sauce ( all flavors come with a crunchy bread crumb topping) . It comes in a pouch and all you have to do is put it in a baking dish and PRESTO ready in 20 mins ! lol.

I'm not going to lie it looks delicious, I could taste it. But after I started to think about how much Kraft I ate growing up. I'm sick of Kraft now, I eat it every couple months or not at all. Now that I'm older I'm trying really hard to monitor sugar/cholesterol/sodium intake. So I decided to do my research of all the nutritional information, Sodium takes the torch. Sodium in this new Kraft product is 700 mg.....OMG OMG You know I can feel my blood pressure rising at this moment. Our Sodium intake is suppose to be under 300 mg a day. That's Sodium overdose if you ask me.

Child Obesity

Good Day Meanies,


This is very sad to look at. Something has to be done. There is no way why anyone should have to bury their child early. I know a lot of parents struggle to take care of there children but come on. Try your very best to maintain their diet. And don't get mad when someone tries to help.

One of my family members got mad at me a few years ago when I chose to give his son fruit punch instead of soda. Mind you their children have been drinking Pepsi from when they were born. Even out the bottle. I thought ahead of time hell no I'm not giving him soda I'm going to give him juice or water. They are also not going to get candy in the morning before school. What happened to waffles and eggs with orange juice/milk ? I would like to see healthy food options for children especially in school.

If we all come together and make a difference maybe some bullying would decrease. Most children that are bullied are overweight. Do yourself and the child a huge favor try to make it work so your child can live long enough to bury you NOT you bury them.

Cold-Hearted Or Not ?

Good Day Meanies,


I don't know what it's like to have a sick boyfriend. When I mean sick, I mean sick to the point where it's possible the person might die. That's a huge burden but if you really love the person there's no room for complaining.

For me, it's all about you now that your sick. My major focus is going through this journey with you making sure your okay. There's no way that I should turn into a selfish bitch and start to say " What about me"?. I'm sure there are ppl that feel this way. But I think if you feel that it's becoming to overwhelming for you then communication is the safest thing to do. But as the person acting selfish wouldn't you feel extremely bad if the person later died ?

I don't understand how someone can give up on a boyfriend/girlfriend that has a disease because the person is sick and they can't take it anymore. How selfish can someone be ? Can you imagine if you're married and your spouse gets sick are you going to divorce the person ? How would you feel if your loved one did that to you ? All I can say is KARMA is a bitch with some you reap what you sow on top for people that think this way.

World's Oldest Mother

Bonjour Meanies,

I must have been under a rock because I didn't even know that there was a 70 year old woman Rajo Devi Lohan that just gave birth 18 months ago. Rajo has been too weak to recover from complications after her IVF pregnancy. She says she has no regrets and always dreamed about having a child all her life. It doesn't matter that she's ill because she lived long enough to become a mother. Rajo states that the doctor never warned her that it was dangerous to have a baby at her age. All I have to say is this is horrible. Right behind Rajo is Bhateri Devi age 66 oldest mother of triplets in the world. And I'm sure she's going to start feeling sick soon as well. There's a reason why women shouldn't have children after a certain age. Older mothers have to get caesareans, which is obviously dangerous but older women are prone to blood clots, complications and hemorrhaging. Why ? These poor children will be left motherless.

Sexual Position Of The Week

Hola Meanies,

Carnal Crisscross

This looks like its only for those who dare. Also that looks like it takes a lot of strength training.....lol.

She's Back

Hey Meanies,

So I came upon this video on Sunday and watched it about 5 times. This is a video of crazy GloZell doing at home waxing with Nad's Hair Removal. I've always wanted to try Nad's. Every time I go CVS/Rite Aid, I pick it up but then I change my mind. I'm extremely happy I never tried it because I would be going through what GloZell went through....lol. And why a lot of hair removal products does not work on coarse hair ? What about the coarse hair folks ?

Why

Hey Meanies,

So I was thinking why do certain types of people like to ruin a great moment. For example: you're a vegetarian and I'm not. I'm eating my ham/turkey sandwich, ribs, steak etc and you stare at me like I'm a monster. All you want to do while I eat is tell me what part of the animal the meat came from. At this moment while I'm eating I don't care because it taste sooo good..lol. By you telling me this is not gonna change my mind. I have a tough stomach...lol. Only I can change my mind on my own time. So let me eat my cow/swine and when I want go over to the vegetarian side I'll hover over what your eating and annoy you....lol.

Loser !

Hola Meanies,

I wonder sometimes why Facebook/Myspace was created. People put up the most stupid photos even ones that can incriminate themselves. There was a teenage boy who posted a pic of himself holding a rifle and surrounded by drugs (weed). Apparently he wasn't smart enough to block out his face. How can you put that as a profile pic ? Where they do dat at ? What a loser, obviously he wasn't thinking that the FEDS are on facebook.

Glozell

Hey Meanies,

I came across this woman who is funny as hell. She don't give a damn and I like that. The video above is about a menstrual product you can use but is expensive. Glozell demonstrates how to use the product as well which is outrageous. I love her honesty lmao.

Check out the rest of her crazy videos on YouTube

Best Wedding Entrance Ever

Hello Meanies,

This entrance was the coolest. Most weddings I have been to are boring and have no originality. It makes me want to fall on something sharp...lol. The worst part about a wedding is the talking. I swore all that was needed was to be blessed by a priest and we exchange vows. There's no reason why a wedding is 1-2 hours....lol. If I was at this wedding I would of been smiling saying to myself YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS this wedding is entertaining and I will never forget it. Honestly every wedding I have ever been to in my whole life I remember nothing special/great about it. You can do your wedding however you want. Its your day not the guests. Guests should only be thought about when it comes to seating and food....that's it...lmao. TAKE NOTES LIVE IT UP !

Make Sure You Check Things First

Hey Meanies,

So this is hilarious. How can you be all excited about showing your man a surprise you want to do for him but don't have a plan or check it out first. She fell hard, I heard the table break and her back crack.....lol. Lesson learned, practice first. As you can see her husband didn't even know how to react to her falling like she fell from the roof. Things us women do for our men....lmao

What Guys Want Girls To Know

Hey Meanies,

Like girls, guys wish that girls knew certain things. They don't like to be put in uncomfortable situations, but girls do that all the time on purpose waiting for an reaction...lol. Guys hate when girls automatically assume because he called you that he likes you. Ummm no, it means he MIGHT like you. Girls get excited and the guy gets annoyed because if he liked you he would tell you. A phone call is a phone call to a guy. Girls make it seem like the guy is confessing his undying love....lol.

Now ladies I'm sure a guy has asked you at one point in your life " why do you wear so much make-up ?". They don't like it, they believe we're prettier without. It scares them because when you take it off your surprising them. If you show them the natural you, they would appreciate that you're not trying so hard. Nobody wants a guy to call you Bozoe the Clown...lol.

They don't like it when girls are giddy. Yes girls giddy, to them it's unnecessary and embarrassing. Especially when they start hearing "oh my gosh", "no way", that's awesome", and "shut up". I hate all of those phrases but it seems to be a everyday fixture in some folks vocabulary. To them your seeking attention when no one really cares why your so happy.

We all gossip but guys hate when you gossip about another girl because your jealous. Some girls do character assassinations....lol. Those are the girls that drink Haterade for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That's why guys don't like to hear the drama between girls, it's shady.

Don't ask a guy if your fat, they hate it. They usually don't want to answer because we think they called us fat when they didn't. If your fat they will tell you with subtle hints. Don't get it twisted, like girls guys have image issues too.

The most talked about issue: PMS....lol. Guys think there are no excuses to be mean. They know that we have cramps and have to wear a maxi pad/tampon but being mean just because of that is no excuse. We should suck it up we have been going through this for years. Maybe we should stay away from caffeine, sugar and greasy food. Those 3 things aggravate our physical and emotional state. As silly as this may sound guys will never get tired of hearing us say " I'm sorry about yesterday" it goes a long way even though they know you go through PMS once a month.

Try to lay up off tight clothes. They understand that we're trying to look sexy and get their attention BUT they also think we look uncomfortable, desperate, cheap and insecure. I agree with this, but some guys like the tight clothes because you can see everything. Go for a balance, too much sexy seems to be very prostitute like.

Guys want to find that right girl one day. They don't talk about it as often because they have other things to think about. If it happens it happens they're not gonna talk to their guy friends about it every single day. Girls seem to talk about finding a boyfriend majority of the time and guys dislike this because they feel you should be concentrating on better things. I'm soooo not in that category....lol.

Save the best for last. Ladies if you like a guy just tell him. If your not feeling him tell him, don't wait until weeks/months later to say it when he's in the dark it's unfair.

Sexual Position of the Week

Hola Meanies,


HEAD GAME

Looks kind of painful but maybe it will work for you. The blood will rush from your thighs to your pelvic area which will intensify your sensations. I'm sure men would love this because it guarantees a snug fit which they will enjoy.

Bad Kisser

Hey Meanies,

Luckily for me I've never encountered a bad kisser. If I did I don't know what I would do. I'll probably pull away and say I'm sooo sorry I have to get home to feed my cat....lol. A lot of ppl believe that the first kiss is a prelude to what the sexual chemistry can be. I'm not gonna lie if we have great chemistry already, we kiss and it's bad I'm turned off. But I will tell you if I really like you. As women we think omg he's a bad kisser he must be the same in bed ? This might be a possibility or not.

Here are a few things you should consider: 1) allow each other to breathe. I'm sure we've seen me/wome kissing with their noses smashed against each other and you can hear them struggling to breathe. We need to breathe to survive there's no reason why I should be concentrating on breathing while kissing, it should be natural. 2) be open to new techniques because both you and your partner have to be comfortable. Once in awhile we get a bad kisser who thinks he's God Gift to do the tongue-salsa when all he's doing is giving you a mini facial wash. 3) be a great communicator because there's nothing wrong with telling your partner how you like to be kissed. Talk about what you like about how he/she kisses you. 4) show your emotions through kissing. Nothing is more worse than you kissing someone and your thinking about dying to get home. We wanna feel the intensity, passion and fireworks.

So if you think you're a bad kisser and embarrassed, ask one of your good friends to help. Just lay a big fat wet one on them and see what they say....lol. Practice makes perfect especially when you understand how to do it.

A Teachers Secret Nightmare

Como Estas Meanies,


I'm Eillean Fischer, english instructor. I've been married for 25 yrs and have a son. Shawn is on summer break from college. Hopefully he'll find a job so he can be productive. Today in school I received a letter in my mailbox from a secret admirer. Right off the back I think it's one of my students which is one of my sons old friends Tyler from high school. Well it wasn't, I asked Tyler he said it wasn't him, but he did tell me his computer instructor stares at me a lot.

Strangely I think Mr. Arnold is very attractive but I'm married and don't think I'm his type anyway. I tell my husband later that night and he seemed to be very amused because he said it's flattering for someone else to find his wife attractive. I started an affair with Mr. Arnold for 4 months. We did our sexual deeds in a condo I rented by the school just in case it was too late at night to drive home. Home was 2 hours away.

Eventually I wanted to end the affair but he wouldn't take no for an answer. He hated that Tyler would come over my house for dinner and to hang out with my son. He thought I was sleeping with Tyler. Which isn't true. Tyler one day came by to tell me that Mr. Arnold have been threatening him to stay away from me. I told him he's lying and that if it's true I'll deal with it.

It gets worse I think my son knows I'm having an affair but he thinks it's with Tyler. One day I come home to cops at my house asking about Tyler because he's missing. First thing on my mind Mr. Arnold has killed him. It has been months and still no sign of Tyler. I tell the police about the threats that were made by Mr. Arnold towards Tyler. Mr. Arnold insist yes he made threats but he didn't kill him. Months go by nothing has come up.

One day I went in the front of my yard to do work and found a soft spot that seemed unusual. I started digging until I was about 4 feet in I found Tyler buried in my front lawn. It started to rain really hard and I started to shiver and cry. When I looked up my son was watching me out the window. It just hit me the day I came home to the cops in my home, Tyler's red mustang was parked out the front of my house. Shawn said he borrowed Tyler's car to go visit his girlfriend. I don't tell no one about what I've found. I can't let my husband or son go to jail. Was it my husband and son? or my husband ? or my son ? How do I explain that an innocent young man died because of my infidelity ?

We All Need Love

Hey Meanies,


For the past two days my friends and I have been discussing why fine ass men only date woman that looks like models. I know that you fine as hell but what about the regular average woman that are just as pretty. Maybe they're thinking ahead just in case they want to have kids so the children will be gorgeous....lol.

So I have my celebrity crushes and they all have wives/girlfriends that look like models off the runway/out a catalog magazine. I think it makes regular women feel like a man fine like that will never like a woman that's regular. I'm not gonna lie I agree with this. To me it's sort of impossible for a man of that caliber to like me.

Maybe some of us would have to get leg extensions, liposuction, face lifts, butt implants, tummy tucks etc just to snag a man that fine....lmao. We all know when it comes to the opposite sex/same sex we like what we like. I like fine/average men. I don't discriminate. Everybody needs love too...lol.

Women's Top Ten Sexual Fanatasies

10.

Hola Meanies,


Strangers in the night- Many women love the idea of meeting up with a stranger in the night having hot dirty sensual sex and after just leaving without even asking for each others name. Reason why ? women feel that they won't be judged. This kind of scenario just might be the BEST sex you ever had. Lil' Wayne boned a chick in the airport bathroom til this day he says it's the best he has ever had...lol. This is socially not excepted in our society BUT who cares ! As long as you use protection.

9. The more the merrier- Group sex has been very popular with women for the past couple years. I guess the freedom of being nude around multiple men/women is very erotic. Not all women are down for this unless it has been mentioned.

8. Who's your daddy?- There's definitely one thing women always wants to do and that is dominate your ass. We wanna spank you, order you to do sexual acts to us, and make you beg for what you want. Don't be fooled a lot of men LOVE to be dominated they just keep it a secret...lol.

7. Lay me out on display- Some women love to perform sexual acts in front of an audience. It turns them on knowing they're putting on a show. Plenty of folks have given this a try even taping their sexual acts. We know how that story always end.

6. Sexually ravaged- Roles are reversed by the women. They ant the man to be their master giving orders and rules. Some women like to disobey just so they can get punished sexually. I can just about imagine what a night like this would be like ..lol.

5. I taw, I taw a putty tat- Your woman whats you to sit back and watch her work another putty tat. Yes fellas the only participation you will be doing is WATCHING which I'm sure a lot of you won't mind.

4. Leave a good tip-Some women like the thought of playing a stripper/prostitute. So the next time your woman drops it's like no other/sucked your john like no other leave a good tip alongside great sex...lol.

3. Two can chew- You can have all you want. 2 men at one time performing different sexual activities. She wants to do all the things that most women won't find appealing.

2. Strap me on, I'm going in- Yes fellas your girl wants to be the man for the night. She will dress up like a man even down to the penis( strap-on). Supposedly the feeling of having a man in a vulnerable state is a turn on. This makes sense because as women when having sex with a man we're vulnerable. So the tables have turned..lol.

1. Ooh, my virgin ears- Women like to be handled aggressively at some point. Now don't go over board with it. We want you to restrict our hands over our heads, rip our clothes off , talk dirty etc. I'm sure you guys know what to do well I would hope so since sooooo many of you run your mouths with nothing to back it up....lmao

Enjoy, have fun, be alert and most important PROTECT YOURSELVES !

What Would You Do

Good Day Meanies,


Been dating this Dominican thug for a couple years now and I'm in love with him. He has a BA degree and the chemistry between us is incredible. He has cheated on me before but I've forgiven him. So we're now engaged. Lately he has been acting weird but maybe I'm over my head.

I'm going to Miami to meet my girls from college and my fiancee drops me off at the airport. He takes my bags out the trunk and his cellphone beeps. I sneaked a look, text message "When you coming to see me?" Besos TC. Hmmm I jumped out the car and go through the glass doors and turn to wave bye. He's on his phone I read lips really good "Hello Mi Amore".

On the plane thinking I'm gonna have fun this weekend and deal with him when I come back home. I called him all weekend no response. So the trip is over and he's been avoiding me well that's what I think. I go to a high school to help out a student and become their writing mentor since I write columns in the newspaper. I meet this bubbly young lady Tionna Connely that seems just perfect. I despise her because she's all I ever wanted to be growing up. I take her under my wing, she gives me her Myspace address and say check it out etc.

Later that night me and my fiancee was suppose to go out but he says he has a virus. I said I can come by a bring him soup he said no that he didn't want me to get whatever it is that he has. Sooo I'm on my living room floor eating chinese food, drinking wine, and eating oreos even though I'm gonna go right to the bathroom and vomit up everything. In the midst of being drunk I decided to check out Tionna's Myspace page. There are pics of her family,dog, and herself. But then she had pics of her and her boyfriend she talked about so much in class earlier. Her boyfriend is my fiancee. OMG TC ! She is 14 years old. I cry and tear my apartment up.

I wake up the next morning to my fiancee sitting on the bed with flowers in his hand. I tell him to get out right now before I call the cops and report statutory rape. He says oh she means nothing to me. She's a virgin I use her for sex but I love you. He tries to restrain me. I get away and run for the phone. Before I can say anything else he's gone. I pick up the phone and call a locksmith.

Call the cops and report him ? or forget about him ?