Cursing

Buenos Tardes Meanies,


Would you prefer to curse in front of your child or let your child hear it from a street urchin? Well I grew up around folks always cursing like sailors. I never repeated the words because I would get my ass whooped for repeating anything a adult said. I try my very best not to curse around children because their sponges and obviously why would you want the blame on you.

As parents, explain to children that people are gonna use bad words to express themselves and that they should never repeat them. Don't you hate it when a child curses and the parents find it funny ? And before you know the child is running around calling everyone a ho, bitch, and motherfucker etc. It makes the parent look bad.

Everyone has their preferences but when you have children you should mold them from when their younger. You wait til they're older and your child will flat out ask you why you didn't do it when they were younger....and that's embarrassing /disrespectful but then again you made that choice.

Dirty Girls On Top

Hola Meanies,


I have been reading this book for awhile now "Dirty Girls On Top". This book is great ! It's about 6 women who have been friends since college. They're all successful career wise but their personal relationships need help. One person that stands out to me the most is Sara, owns her own magazine, married and owns 5 houses. The one thing she that's missing is a child.

She has been dying to start a family and has had a few miscarriages. So on a vacation with her friends, she didn't want to tell them she was pregnant because she didn't want to get everyone all excited. Which I agree because she had miscarriages before. On her way back home she had a miscarriage in the airplane bathroom. Also her mother told her she will lose this child too because she's pregnant for a black man. She went to the doctor, he said she has an incompetent cervix. There's a procedure that can be done to fix it but she also has a malformed uterus....that's a double whammy. Doctor told her to just go on birth control because she's gonna continue to have miscarriages.

This is the prime example why I hate to hear folks dying to start a family. Don't try let it happen on it's own. People try and try and nothing will happen for years but as soon as they stop it happens. If it's not something wrong with you then it's your significant other. Let it be, you can't control everything. Finding out that a specific part of your body is incompetent is the worse kind of news anyone can ever hear. I haven't finished reading the book yet but I'm sure she's gonna figure something out.

Interesting Pics Or Should I Say A Damn Shame Pics

Sexual Anonymous Confessions

Bonjour Meanies,


Enjoy, some maybe crazy, disgusting and down right grimey....

I like to watch my friend masturbate on cam while his wife is sleeping in their room, that turns me on. She has no idea what he does while she is sleeping.

MY sister and I went out to a club on her 40th birthday, our husbands work together and were both on the night shift. We got chatted up by two young guys young enough to be our sons. and took them back to my sisters car and had sex in the parking lot with them both

When i was 18 a friend of mine came over my house crying that she had a fight with her boyfriend (another one of my friends) so i asked her what she wanted me to do and she said come sleep at my house...well we did it....no protection...she said she was on the pill, so the guy comes over the next day and tells me that he had a fight with her the night before (WHAT?!? ;)) and that they made up by him eating her out...hahaha

When I was a teenager I used to go on church youth group trips to other states. One trip to VA was very hot. We all went swimming. Afterwards, i sneaked into the girls room and masturbated into the crotches a few of their still wet swimsuits. A little while later we all went swimming again! I wonder if any of them ever got pregnant because of that.

after 4 years of dating the same guy, i (girl, 19) have to speak the truth. i've been sleeping with his sister,his female cousin and his hot older brother.i just love getting off at the thought of cheating and getting away with it. when his sister touches me,wow! his bro is moving out of their parents home and i'm going with him. the cousin was a 1 time deal. by the way, both brother and sister know about each other and they cool with it.

I have been married 20 years and we have never had sex. She was raped before we got married and never had sex after words. I never had sex before I met her. So I'm a virgin husband. I masturbate a lot. Got to find someone else before I die. My tombstone will read "Here lies a virgin husband".

I drugged my straight best friend(who is a guy and so am i) with viagra and sleeping pills. he passed right out and had a huge hard on. i stuck it in my @$$ and was riding him fast, i than got off and jerked it until he came in my mouth. the next morning he knew nothing of it...i did it again 4 times after that and have no guilt what so ever!!!

I had unprotected sex with a horse once. It was AMAZING. lol. I wanna do it again. The best part is I saw it bucking a stable boy when he tried to ride it. I wanna censored her soo badly. :)
Father, forgive me for my sins.

My son of 24 had his 22 year old girlfriend, and they were extremely drunk, im 56 and a woman, well when my son went out i seduced his girlfriend into letting me lick her sweet young censored, she doesnt remember a thing

I had sex with 4 men in 3 days while my husband was in jail for 4 days.

I don't have sex with my husband, but I have amazing sex with his brother!! (no strings attached)and I don't feel any guilt.

Strip for The Cam

Mom Catches Girl Stripping For Cam

CLICK ON LINK TO WATCH GIRL STRIP FOR CAM AND HER MOM WALKS IN ON HER. Watch the mom behind her mimicking her daughter(priceless). I would of asked her if she lost her mind and how far was she gonna go on with that show...lol. At least if your gonna do that lil show for your boyfriend don't do it when your home with ppl, anyone can bust through your door....

I'm Thirsty

How Refreshing


CLICK ON LINK ABOVE TO SEE WHY WE SHOULDN'T DRINK WATER IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES.....LOL

Think About It

Think Before Committing


CLICK ON LINK ABOVE TO SEE A GREAT EXAMPLE OF WHY YOU MUST THINK BEFORE COMMITTING....LMAO ENJOY !

Not So Fresh

Hey Meanies !
Have You Ever Felt... Not So Fresh?

CLICK ON LINK ABOVE TO SEE THE WEIRDEST FEMININE COMMERCIAL EVER. I'm sure every time you go to the pharmacy to buy your monthly products this commercial will be at the top of your mind...lol.

Baby Laughing at Wii

Wii So Funny


CLICK ON LINK ABOVE TO SEE THE CUTEST BABY HAVE FUN ! His laugh is contagious and he's adorable.

Coffee Shop Blue Sky

Bonjour Meanies,

Richard Lee (wheelchair bound) founded the first cannabis college in 2007 located in CA. They teach how to grow and maintain cannibus. Also he grows and sells his own product. He owns 1 of four coffee shops that sell cannabis called " Coffee Shop Blue Sky". So you can go get a muffin, coffee and your favorite bud...lol. There are 300,000 users in CA. In LA, there are 600 cannabis distributors. In CA, cannabis is the highest selling product over milk, bread , and eggs....damn. It's very easy to become a cannabis user....ummm I guess complain about your neck/back and your set for life. Cannabis (weed, ooowee, good stuff) is legal in 12 states. What's gonna be next ?

Santo- Daime Holy Drug

Hey Meanies,

In Brazil, Fortaleza there is a religion called Santo-Daime. In this religion Santo-Daime followers use DMT (Dimethyltryptamine) which is a
hallucinogenic. DMT is illegal in Brazil but permitted in Fortaleza for religion purposes. Daime comes from Ayahuasca plant that's made into tea. Side effects are psychosis, flashbacks, and suicide. Supposedly it contains psychoactive compounds. Ages 5 months- up drink Daime at service every day.

Followers drink to seek enlightenment to God. They believe that Daime is the blood of Christ. Their higher power is Saint John and on his birthday they will drink, worship, and hallucinate til dawn. In 2009 U.S legalized Daime for only the Santo-Daime followers.

Insite Pics

Insite

Hola Meanies,

"Insite" located in Vancouver, Canada (downtown) opened in 2003 providing a safe, health-focused place where people inject drugs and connect to health care services. Also primary care to treat disease and infection, addiction counselling and treatment. Insite is the first supervised legal injection site in North America. In 1990's many died from overdosed on drugs connecting to HIV. 90% the highest rate in Canada injected with HIV using dirty needles.

Insite has 12 booths with mirrors, supply needles, sterile water, tourniquets, cookers, filters , and alcohol swabs. They just don't supply the drugs. There are nurses that are there to help in any way such as help find a vein, help get the vein up , and attend to anyone who overdoses. In 2009 1,000 overdosed in Insite and none have died. Some ppl say that if they overdosed in the streets they definitely would of died. Anyone who goes to Insite are 70% less likely to share needles.

I think that's why "Insite" opened to get drug users to stop sharing needles. Two floors up is "Onsite", which is for detoxing and counseling. There are 12 beds for detox and withdrawal. After detoxing there is the third floor which provides transitional housing, community and addiction services that help with returning to the community.

I'm very lukewarm about this...ok I'm under lukewarm with this place. Yes they need to stop sharing needles but I thought the main concern was their health for them to survive and become sober. Obviously there are good results as to people going to the other services upstairs after overdosing downstairs. If they died in the streets no one would call the ambulance. Some feel that their better off dying but who are you to say if/when someone should die. Insite has been doing very good, overdosing in the streets have gone down, HIV through dirty needles have gone down, and since they have opened there has been a 30% increase in users. Even if they get high at Insite or not these people can get hands full of clean needles and everything they need just so they don't share needles.

What Would You Do For Money ?

Beunos Dias Meanies,


What would you do for money ? Ummmm obviously I'm not selling myself to get ahead in the game. If you have no problem having sex for money more power to you. Some people do it because they love to have sex which if you love to have sex find a few of your friends you know not strangers. I say that because most likely there is a possibility one day you might get beat up by someone that don't want to pay you or they're a twisted serial killer/rapist. They want to kill you because they hate their mothers or like all people think prostitutes are nasty.

There is one place called "The Bunny Ranch" in Nevada. It's a house full of women from ages 18 and up. Everyone lives in the house they all have their own room. When someone is interested they round up all the girls and the guy gets to choose whichever girl he wants and they have to pay money up front. When the girls go to give the money to the cashiers they also have a jar of condoms which each girl takes going back to their room to handle Mr. My Wife won't do this & and that...lol.

A lot of the women already own 3 or more houses , put their kids through school, invested in real estates, and started their own companies. Some of them you wouldn't even think that they do this for a living. One women works at the Bunny Ranch every 3 months and makes $40,000. Basically this women don't have to work much unlike me. The women get tested every week by a special doctor even though they are required to use protection all the time. They get tested for drugs and STD, STI etc. Basically they can't be druggies its all about clean environment even though they're doing dirty things...lol.

Most of the women prefer to be there than on the streets because they have protection with all the people working in the vicinity. In a strange way I get what they are trying to do by keeping it clean and regulated but it's still weird. Like I said if you have no problem with what your doing go ahead it's your life....you make more money than I do....lol.

Be Careful

Good Day Meanies,

A young woman was shot a couple days ago for refusing to give her number to a guy. She was leaving a party with her cousins and the perpetrator said he was going to shoot them if she didn't give her number to him. He started shooting and one of the bullets hit the young woman. I have heard strange things that guys have done to women that haven't given their number to them but not to this extreme.

I get scared every time I turn down a guy because of things like this. One time I had garbage thrown at me that wasn't pleasant but to actually shoot someone over not getting their number....very petty. As women we have to start protecting ourselves maybe mace, pepper spray, stun gun, and self defense classes. I know mace, pepper spray and stun guns are illegal in some states but at least you have the option of fighting to live, it just might save your life. We can't even give out fake numbers anymore because the guy would make you stand there while he calls the number to make sure it's right.....damn can't you use that trick anymore. I have done that for majority of my life with the intentions of never seeing the person again. But I have seen the guys months/ years later and they didn't recognize me...thank god. What are we suppose to do ?

WTF

I don't know about anyone else but I thought mirrors were made so we don't walk outside looking like this (Photo to the left). How can you walk outside like that? I don't care if you were 100 pounds this is not for everyday wear outside. I don't wanna see your cellulite, cheeks etc save that shit for inside the house. I'm sure they thought they were looking sexy as hell...more like hot mess as hell. They have straps up there legs around their butt was those straps suppose to hold in all the fat and stuff....lol.This is straight tacky and I can just imagine what the front looks like....lmao. But looking at this I smell garbage truck juice, fish market, meat market everything that smells awful is what I'm smelling looking at the picture...lmao

Baby Mama Drama

Bonjour Meanies,

I don't want to date a guy with children. I know it sounds bad but it's true. Unfortunately every damn guy has children, what happen to wrapping it up ? Females don't know how to act. We are all adults and need to act civilized to show the children that we all can get along. A good percent of baby mamas are the worst. You know the kind that's still in love with the guy your dating and try everything in her power to prevent him from seeing his child. That's what I'm talking about...I can't deal with that. That's going to put a strain on our relationship because this uncivilized so call adult is bored and hating. He don't want you anymore and you would be stupid enough to think that having his child would keep you in the circle...you're wrong sweetheart.

Don't get me wrong, of course he will always love you for bringing his child into the world and maybe give you some good sex because you act desperate or he was drunk. What makes it worse is when you see the baby mamas and you ask yourself was that person drunk/high right ? Because there is no way you slept with her because you wanted to....lol. Don't date guys that have children a couple months old to 1-2 yrs old. Guys always slip up and sleep with the baby mamas almost as if the punaney was at its best before she had the baby and after....I'm just saying...lol. I stay far away because I'm allergic to drama.

Don't Forget About Men

Hey Meanies,

Now don't think that only women go through domestic violence. Yes there's a larger percentage of women but the other percentage are men. Many men are intimidated not to report the abuse because they feel ashamed. Men are taught from a young age to be strong and tough. Just like women, men may also choose to stay for the children. They believe if they stay the children won't fall victims to the abuser.

Believe it or not men that are abused don't get help like how women do that are abused. There are laws covering women involved in domestic abuse but none are for men. If men reported the abuse they would be questioned if they initiated the situation. Karen Gillhespy for 13 yrs was an a abuser. She broke her husband ribs, ripped his hair out, scratched him, bit him, beat him with a bat, and kicked him. He never fought back and never filed charges. When she told her story people said she was the victim and that her husband had to have done something wrong for her to do those things.

The state doesn't know how to handle men being battered by women. There are resources for women that seems to be saving men lives meaning less men are being killed by the women they abused but shouldn't they at least try to put in place such programs for men to see if it can be effective in preventing murders of women ?

There's No Excuse

Hey Meanies,

Nobody deserves to to get abused by anyone. There's no way to justify this kind of behavior. Physical abuse consist of inflicting physical pain on someone which includes slapping, punching, pushing, pinching, and throwing objects. With abuse like this comes bruises, black eyes, broken bones, head trauma and broken teeth. Sometimes victims take on the guilt about the abuse their getting is their fault. We all know this is not true. They make excuses for the abuser because they're threatened and are afraid that the abuser will carry out the threat. That's why a lot of domestic abuse are not reported.

Emotional abuse is to control another human being with fear, humiliation, guilt, and manipulation. What's strange is this is what the abuser see in themselves. Some people do this all the time the constant criticism, disapproval, and refusal to ever be pleased. It's like being brain-washed it wears away the victims self-esteem, self-worth, trust in perception and self-concept. It breaks them down so they have nowhere to go. Emotional abuse cuts the very core of a person, creating scars that are deeper and everlasting than physical scars.

No one wants to be in an abusive relationship but people who are verbally/physically abused or have seen someone physically/verbally abused by a parent or other person often find themselves in the same situations as adults. We are all adults and we make the choices to participate in behaviors like this. Knowing yourself and understanding your past might prevent abuse from being in your life.



If you are a victim or know someone that is a victim of domestic abuse, HELP is always available. Call the National Domestic Violence HotLine at 1-800-799-7233

He Told Me

Welcome Meanies !

As a child my father would call me stupid, he hated that I looked /acted just like my mother. He'd made sure to let me know wherever we were. He wanted to control everything. Almost everything I wore was a problem, me going to church was a problem unless he was there, people would be scared to say hi or hug me because after I'm gone he would threaten them.

After awhile of constantly hearing negatives things like that you start to believe it. It feels like you're never gonna get out of that situation and you're always unhappy. He would say the most negative things you could think of especially when I didn't want to do what he said or wanted. He would talk bad about my mother to me saying she didn't want me and she couldn't take care of me like how he can. His version of taking better care of me was taking me to various women houses. He would tell me these things so that when I would see my mother I would beg for him. But it never worked because I was always excited to see my mother. I was always happy with her drama free. He hated that I would have so much fun with my mom that at one point he told me I couldn't see her again. But by him telling me all these negative things it was suppose to make me love him more than my mother. Who does that?

Parenting is not a competition of let's see which parent our child is going to love more. My mother never spoke bad about my father to me because she said I knew you would get older and you would see for yourself. That's the great part about growing up you get the chance to make your own perceptions of the world and not have someone telling you what to think.

It Was Like A Nightmare

Hola Meanies !

I have seen physical abuse and been emotionally abused. When I was a young child my father had custody of me. So time between my father and mother was divided. Couple months with my dad couple months with my mom. My mom had a boyfriend which she been with for quite a few years that also lived with her. I remember one night I was in the room and heard nothing but screaming and yelling. I ran to go look to see what was going on and the fear in my mothers eyes was terrifying.

As a child you see your mother as your protector. And to see her be treated that way is scary. She told me to go back in the room, I stood in total shock. I was crying and screaming for him to stop. He was cursing, yelling, and pulling her hair. She was trying to get away from him by going in the basement. I followed and he continued to push her etc, I turned around and ran to go call 911. He came right in behind me and yanked the phone out of the wall. I could not do anything I sat there and cried. All I cared about was my mothers well being. She said she was fine but I knew she wasn't. The next day I went to school with puffy eyes and no voice. My mom moved out a couple weeks later while he wasn't home. I don't know if he has hit her before but I'm glad she had the courage to pick up and leave.

Talk Dirty to Me Baby

Hola Meanies !

Do you talk dirty in bed ? I'm sure everyone has tried it at least once. Some people are really good while others struggle. So talking dirty can be used as foreplay BUT it's not for everyone. Talking dirty depends on the relationship you have with the person. For example : I just met you, we've been on 3 dates. We finish our date at your apartment. I decide to kiss you to see if there is a spark. We start making out but I feel uncomfortable because your roommate is a couple feet away in their room. So we go into your room and we start making out again. But now you're over-aggressively kissing and moaning a lot..lol. You decided to talk dirty OMG and say " I wanna lick your vagina", "taste your pastrami", "stuff your taco" etc. This is definitely a TURN OFF ! If you're a guy that has to use meat as a referral to a womans body part that is not good...lol.

I believe confidence is key when talking dirty. At one point you have to ask the other person if they like talking dirty in bed. Everyone likes to hear certain things but there are a few I hate to hear. Don't say you're a bitch, dirty whore, slut etc. When you say things like that you need to be banging a street walker...lol. Who wants to hear " you been a bad girl" that makes me think of private school girls in their uniforms and who else goes after school girls PEDOPHILES, " Do you like it like that" you sound very unsure of your skills I can't keep giving you recognition every 5 seconds I wont be enjoying myself but you will...how unfair is that ? lol."I wanna do this & that" how about you just do it , that's more sexier because you're telling me but when it comes down to that point its a situation of would you like a XL side of epic with that XL fail...lmao. The most obvious reason not to talk dirty in bed is mentioning the wrong name...need I say more. Talking dirty in bed is very risky.....

Uncertainty of Size

Hola Meanies,

I think we all question the stories of the size of a guys penis. We laugh at the names you call it such as Mr. Happy, Jimmy, Wally, Do Right, The Man etc...lol. Guys are not physically attached to their penises, they're emotionally attached to them. Tell a guy that he wont be able to handle pleasing you and you have definitely bruised his ego. So I'm sure everyone has heard of the urban legends, right ? Of course like African-American guys are supposedly extremely equipped....right if you say so...lol. Oh Oh the checking of hands and feet. The things that we hear and we're stupid enough to see if its true..lol. We're human beings so its natural.

So I'm thinking some women have watched too many damn porno flicks and think if the guy is not HUNG he doesn't have a chance. We have been hearing this for years, so the next generation I guess is trying to get prepared by measuring their erections. The only thing is if they have a big penis they automatically think that they're great lovers. So size is all that matters to men obviously..lol. What about how you use it, right ladies ? I believe you're never too old to learn. Here is something to keep in mind "the maximum depth at which female stimulation occurs in the vagina is 2 inches. Most guys go right over the 2 inch mark in an attempt to create friction putting the extra 2 inches to friggin waste". So basically your guy is trying to stuff you like a damn taco trying to get all of him in BUT guess what it doesn't matter unless you know where the G-Spot is...lol. Yes your girl will feel it but not in a good way.

Like some women say its not the size, its how you use it ! I do believe that women worry MORE about the size than how its used. You can get a guy that is hung and don't know how to use it if he was told how to. Then you have small/medium guys that just MIGHT do a good job. Since women are so enticed by the size here are a few things to expect : big john but big john can't do nothing, advantages of certain positions, if you choose to slob the knob you'll gag a lot unless your a pro, and pain. The bigger the more it hurts.

Also, the more it hurts the better the woman becomes at the "ART OF FAKING AN ORGASM". Guys you don't want that, right ? Talk about bruised egos left and right. Who wants to go through life faking orgasms ? Not Me. So guys get to work LITERALLY.