What Guys Want Girls To Know

Hey Meanies,

Like girls, guys wish that girls knew certain things. They don't like to be put in uncomfortable situations, but girls do that all the time on purpose waiting for an reaction...lol. Guys hate when girls automatically assume because he called you that he likes you. Ummm no, it means he MIGHT like you. Girls get excited and the guy gets annoyed because if he liked you he would tell you. A phone call is a phone call to a guy. Girls make it seem like the guy is confessing his undying love....lol.

Now ladies I'm sure a guy has asked you at one point in your life " why do you wear so much make-up ?". They don't like it, they believe we're prettier without. It scares them because when you take it off your surprising them. If you show them the natural you, they would appreciate that you're not trying so hard. Nobody wants a guy to call you Bozoe the Clown...lol.

They don't like it when girls are giddy. Yes girls giddy, to them it's unnecessary and embarrassing. Especially when they start hearing "oh my gosh", "no way", that's awesome", and "shut up". I hate all of those phrases but it seems to be a everyday fixture in some folks vocabulary. To them your seeking attention when no one really cares why your so happy.

We all gossip but guys hate when you gossip about another girl because your jealous. Some girls do character assassinations....lol. Those are the girls that drink Haterade for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That's why guys don't like to hear the drama between girls, it's shady.

Don't ask a guy if your fat, they hate it. They usually don't want to answer because we think they called us fat when they didn't. If your fat they will tell you with subtle hints. Don't get it twisted, like girls guys have image issues too.

The most talked about issue: PMS....lol. Guys think there are no excuses to be mean. They know that we have cramps and have to wear a maxi pad/tampon but being mean just because of that is no excuse. We should suck it up we have been going through this for years. Maybe we should stay away from caffeine, sugar and greasy food. Those 3 things aggravate our physical and emotional state. As silly as this may sound guys will never get tired of hearing us say " I'm sorry about yesterday" it goes a long way even though they know you go through PMS once a month.

Try to lay up off tight clothes. They understand that we're trying to look sexy and get their attention BUT they also think we look uncomfortable, desperate, cheap and insecure. I agree with this, but some guys like the tight clothes because you can see everything. Go for a balance, too much sexy seems to be very prostitute like.

Guys want to find that right girl one day. They don't talk about it as often because they have other things to think about. If it happens it happens they're not gonna talk to their guy friends about it every single day. Girls seem to talk about finding a boyfriend majority of the time and guys dislike this because they feel you should be concentrating on better things. I'm soooo not in that category....lol.

Save the best for last. Ladies if you like a guy just tell him. If your not feeling him tell him, don't wait until weeks/months later to say it when he's in the dark it's unfair.

Sexual Position of the Week

Hola Meanies,


HEAD GAME

Looks kind of painful but maybe it will work for you. The blood will rush from your thighs to your pelvic area which will intensify your sensations. I'm sure men would love this because it guarantees a snug fit which they will enjoy.

Bad Kisser

Hey Meanies,

Luckily for me I've never encountered a bad kisser. If I did I don't know what I would do. I'll probably pull away and say I'm sooo sorry I have to get home to feed my cat....lol. A lot of ppl believe that the first kiss is a prelude to what the sexual chemistry can be. I'm not gonna lie if we have great chemistry already, we kiss and it's bad I'm turned off. But I will tell you if I really like you. As women we think omg he's a bad kisser he must be the same in bed ? This might be a possibility or not.

Here are a few things you should consider: 1) allow each other to breathe. I'm sure we've seen me/wome kissing with their noses smashed against each other and you can hear them struggling to breathe. We need to breathe to survive there's no reason why I should be concentrating on breathing while kissing, it should be natural. 2) be open to new techniques because both you and your partner have to be comfortable. Once in awhile we get a bad kisser who thinks he's God Gift to do the tongue-salsa when all he's doing is giving you a mini facial wash. 3) be a great communicator because there's nothing wrong with telling your partner how you like to be kissed. Talk about what you like about how he/she kisses you. 4) show your emotions through kissing. Nothing is more worse than you kissing someone and your thinking about dying to get home. We wanna feel the intensity, passion and fireworks.

So if you think you're a bad kisser and embarrassed, ask one of your good friends to help. Just lay a big fat wet one on them and see what they say....lol. Practice makes perfect especially when you understand how to do it.

A Teachers Secret Nightmare

Como Estas Meanies,


I'm Eillean Fischer, english instructor. I've been married for 25 yrs and have a son. Shawn is on summer break from college. Hopefully he'll find a job so he can be productive. Today in school I received a letter in my mailbox from a secret admirer. Right off the back I think it's one of my students which is one of my sons old friends Tyler from high school. Well it wasn't, I asked Tyler he said it wasn't him, but he did tell me his computer instructor stares at me a lot.

Strangely I think Mr. Arnold is very attractive but I'm married and don't think I'm his type anyway. I tell my husband later that night and he seemed to be very amused because he said it's flattering for someone else to find his wife attractive. I started an affair with Mr. Arnold for 4 months. We did our sexual deeds in a condo I rented by the school just in case it was too late at night to drive home. Home was 2 hours away.

Eventually I wanted to end the affair but he wouldn't take no for an answer. He hated that Tyler would come over my house for dinner and to hang out with my son. He thought I was sleeping with Tyler. Which isn't true. Tyler one day came by to tell me that Mr. Arnold have been threatening him to stay away from me. I told him he's lying and that if it's true I'll deal with it.

It gets worse I think my son knows I'm having an affair but he thinks it's with Tyler. One day I come home to cops at my house asking about Tyler because he's missing. First thing on my mind Mr. Arnold has killed him. It has been months and still no sign of Tyler. I tell the police about the threats that were made by Mr. Arnold towards Tyler. Mr. Arnold insist yes he made threats but he didn't kill him. Months go by nothing has come up.

One day I went in the front of my yard to do work and found a soft spot that seemed unusual. I started digging until I was about 4 feet in I found Tyler buried in my front lawn. It started to rain really hard and I started to shiver and cry. When I looked up my son was watching me out the window. It just hit me the day I came home to the cops in my home, Tyler's red mustang was parked out the front of my house. Shawn said he borrowed Tyler's car to go visit his girlfriend. I don't tell no one about what I've found. I can't let my husband or son go to jail. Was it my husband and son? or my husband ? or my son ? How do I explain that an innocent young man died because of my infidelity ?

We All Need Love

Hey Meanies,


For the past two days my friends and I have been discussing why fine ass men only date woman that looks like models. I know that you fine as hell but what about the regular average woman that are just as pretty. Maybe they're thinking ahead just in case they want to have kids so the children will be gorgeous....lol.

So I have my celebrity crushes and they all have wives/girlfriends that look like models off the runway/out a catalog magazine. I think it makes regular women feel like a man fine like that will never like a woman that's regular. I'm not gonna lie I agree with this. To me it's sort of impossible for a man of that caliber to like me.

Maybe some of us would have to get leg extensions, liposuction, face lifts, butt implants, tummy tucks etc just to snag a man that fine....lmao. We all know when it comes to the opposite sex/same sex we like what we like. I like fine/average men. I don't discriminate. Everybody needs love too...lol.

Women's Top Ten Sexual Fanatasies

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Hola Meanies,


Strangers in the night- Many women love the idea of meeting up with a stranger in the night having hot dirty sensual sex and after just leaving without even asking for each others name. Reason why ? women feel that they won't be judged. This kind of scenario just might be the BEST sex you ever had. Lil' Wayne boned a chick in the airport bathroom til this day he says it's the best he has ever had...lol. This is socially not excepted in our society BUT who cares ! As long as you use protection.

9. The more the merrier- Group sex has been very popular with women for the past couple years. I guess the freedom of being nude around multiple men/women is very erotic. Not all women are down for this unless it has been mentioned.

8. Who's your daddy?- There's definitely one thing women always wants to do and that is dominate your ass. We wanna spank you, order you to do sexual acts to us, and make you beg for what you want. Don't be fooled a lot of men LOVE to be dominated they just keep it a secret...lol.

7. Lay me out on display- Some women love to perform sexual acts in front of an audience. It turns them on knowing they're putting on a show. Plenty of folks have given this a try even taping their sexual acts. We know how that story always end.

6. Sexually ravaged- Roles are reversed by the women. They ant the man to be their master giving orders and rules. Some women like to disobey just so they can get punished sexually. I can just about imagine what a night like this would be like ..lol.

5. I taw, I taw a putty tat- Your woman whats you to sit back and watch her work another putty tat. Yes fellas the only participation you will be doing is WATCHING which I'm sure a lot of you won't mind.

4. Leave a good tip-Some women like the thought of playing a stripper/prostitute. So the next time your woman drops it's like no other/sucked your john like no other leave a good tip alongside great sex...lol.

3. Two can chew- You can have all you want. 2 men at one time performing different sexual activities. She wants to do all the things that most women won't find appealing.

2. Strap me on, I'm going in- Yes fellas your girl wants to be the man for the night. She will dress up like a man even down to the penis( strap-on). Supposedly the feeling of having a man in a vulnerable state is a turn on. This makes sense because as women when having sex with a man we're vulnerable. So the tables have turned..lol.

1. Ooh, my virgin ears- Women like to be handled aggressively at some point. Now don't go over board with it. We want you to restrict our hands over our heads, rip our clothes off , talk dirty etc. I'm sure you guys know what to do well I would hope so since sooooo many of you run your mouths with nothing to back it up....lmao

Enjoy, have fun, be alert and most important PROTECT YOURSELVES !

What Would You Do

Good Day Meanies,


Been dating this Dominican thug for a couple years now and I'm in love with him. He has a BA degree and the chemistry between us is incredible. He has cheated on me before but I've forgiven him. So we're now engaged. Lately he has been acting weird but maybe I'm over my head.

I'm going to Miami to meet my girls from college and my fiancee drops me off at the airport. He takes my bags out the trunk and his cellphone beeps. I sneaked a look, text message "When you coming to see me?" Besos TC. Hmmm I jumped out the car and go through the glass doors and turn to wave bye. He's on his phone I read lips really good "Hello Mi Amore".

On the plane thinking I'm gonna have fun this weekend and deal with him when I come back home. I called him all weekend no response. So the trip is over and he's been avoiding me well that's what I think. I go to a high school to help out a student and become their writing mentor since I write columns in the newspaper. I meet this bubbly young lady Tionna Connely that seems just perfect. I despise her because she's all I ever wanted to be growing up. I take her under my wing, she gives me her Myspace address and say check it out etc.

Later that night me and my fiancee was suppose to go out but he says he has a virus. I said I can come by a bring him soup he said no that he didn't want me to get whatever it is that he has. Sooo I'm on my living room floor eating chinese food, drinking wine, and eating oreos even though I'm gonna go right to the bathroom and vomit up everything. In the midst of being drunk I decided to check out Tionna's Myspace page. There are pics of her family,dog, and herself. But then she had pics of her and her boyfriend she talked about so much in class earlier. Her boyfriend is my fiancee. OMG TC ! She is 14 years old. I cry and tear my apartment up.

I wake up the next morning to my fiancee sitting on the bed with flowers in his hand. I tell him to get out right now before I call the cops and report statutory rape. He says oh she means nothing to me. She's a virgin I use her for sex but I love you. He tries to restrain me. I get away and run for the phone. Before I can say anything else he's gone. I pick up the phone and call a locksmith.

Call the cops and report him ? or forget about him ?