Thursday, August 5, 2010

I Likey, Made Me Laugh



Stupidity



These signs should be EVERYWHERE !

Pure Rachetness

Bonjour Meanies,

I have read a few stories that stood out to me today. Thought I'd share them with you. Here they are : father impregnates 11 year old, I have been sleeping with my husbands brother, 18 year old disabled girl with the mentality of a 5 year gets gang raped, and man robs Wendy's.

Man/father impregnates 11 year old, there is confusion going on as to whether the girl is his daughter or daughters friend that slept over. Now this douche pie claims he thought he was banging his wife. How in the hell you can't tell the difference between a lil girls vagina and your wife's fire hydrant ? To me it doesn't make sense. An 11 yr old is 100 lbs maybe and I'm sure your wife is taller and bigger. Doesn't your wife have a specific smell etc ? This pervert is a liar. What makes me more upset is the girl just laid there & said/did nothing. Where dey do dat at ? Ok on to the next story.

How can folks sleep with their husbands brother, husbands father, husband bestfriend, wife's sister, wife's mother etc I'm sure you get the point. Now I just think people don't have any morals. There is an abundance of other folks why them. It just destroys relationships. Please believe if you bang my mother, sister, bestfriend or even a male friend of mine you are non-existent to me. There's no way I can let it go, I'm going to be paranoid and slide into my grave earlier than I planned.

There was a 18 year old mentally challenged young lady that was kidnapped and gang raped in a basement. I wanted to bust out into tears when I heard this story because she's mentally challenged and has the mentality of a 5 year old. Now the young lady told her mother what happened and stated " you should of seen it mommy, there was a long long big line mommy". That makes my heart hurt. As you can imagine a long ass line outside of the basement with potential serial killers, rapist, pedophiles, murders etc waiting to rape this lady. The mother of one of rapists (owner of the basement) claim her son didn't have sex with no girl and that she saw them but didn't know what they was doing in the basement. A few other guys said she wasn't screaming or yelling so she was willingly participating. She is mentally challenged she will not react the same way a normal person would. And only God knows if she was screaming and everyone played like they didn't hear a thing. Not feeling it !

As for Mr. Idiot aka Wendy Robber he is beyond stupid. He decides to rob Wendy's through the drive thru window with a ski mask and gun. And what does he do a couple minutes later ? He calls the Wendy's and tell them the next time he comes back make sure there's more than $586 in the register. WTH did he really call to complain about $586 ? I would think his ass needs to be grateful because he is $586 richer. What a douche pie filled with moron/stupid pudding mix.

Product Review on Alikay Naturals

Hola Meanies,

Hope everyone is doing great. Last week Friday was wash hair day. I have to be honest I hate doing my hair. Ever since I decided to go au naturale I have been trying to take care of my hair like I should of been doing. Anyway I brought new products to use for my transitioning/natural journey. Now that I'm learning how take care of my natural hair why not use natural/ organic products. Don't get it twisted I still use regular products but I make sure there are no parabens, sulfates, and petroleum.

So I came across a great site called BlackOnyxworld.com. The owner of the site is Rochelle. She is a Youtube natural hair Guru. I'm glad I found her she gives me hope, lol. Her spirit is great, whatever information she encounters no matter what it is she shares it with the world. Now that her website is officially open it's time to get down to business. So on her site she sells natural hair/ skin products and handmade earrings. Everything is priced fair, so you will definitely get your moneys worth. As I said before Fridays/Saturdays is hair washing day.



From blackonyxworld.com I have purchased : honey & sage deep conditioner, essential hair growth oil, Shea yogurt hair moisturizer, lemongrass leave-in conditioner, moisturizing hair perfume, raw Shea butter, benzonite clay, black soap and a handmade pair of rasta earrings.



When I washed my hair, I used a organic shampoo/conditioner, the honey & sage deep conditioner, leave-in conditioner, coconut/vitamin E oil, growth oil and the Shea yogurt moisturizer. Now all the products I just mentioned I used them the same way I listed them. When taking care of your hair eventually you create a routine. Anyways the blackonyxworld products are amazing. Everything smells great, nothing is heavy and a lil goes a long way.



Braid-out using Shea Yogurt Hair Moisturizer

I must say my favorite product so far is the Shea yogurt hair moisturizer. You only need a lil and your hair actually absorbs it instead of it coating your hair strands like petroleum/mineral oil based products. Now that I have almost all the products I need, hopefully I will not become a hair PJ ( product junkie). I'm definitely a lotion/splash/perfume/nail polish/make-up junkie, I don't think hair products need to be added to the list.

By the grace of God I've found products that work for me during my transitioning phase. Not sure if it would remain the same when I Big Chop but in due time we'll see. For now and the next few months I'm sticking to blackonyxworld.com, Aussie, and VO5 products. The worst feeling ever is to buy something and it doesn't work to your liking. That's life BUT you can somewhat avoid this when it comes to hair products by purchasing a few items at a time. If it doesn't work give it to a friend/family member or create your own mixture. You can add anything to your shampoo/conditioner/ deep conditioner. Become a mixing diva. With that being said I will definitely be back later this week with a review on bentonite clay.

What are you doing this weekend ?
I will be coloring my hair and giving it some good ass TLC.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Sexual Position Of The Week



Hey Meanies,

This right here is called Thigh Master. It looks very interesting. I think it's obvious that your lover/boyfriend/husband can get a full view of your ass...lol. Enjoy !

2 Months




Good Day Meanies,

It has been 2 months since transitioning to natural hair. My hair is so kinky it's crazy but I'm loving it. Just last week I lost whatever marbles I had left and wanted to go chop it off. Then I thought no maybe I should wait longer. It makes sense to wait simply because during this process I could be learning about my natural texture growing in. It is beyond frustration trying to deal with both textures. Since I started transitioning I washed my hair once a week. Every time I washed my hair, I washed, conditioned, deep treatment and moisturized. I would braid my hair wet just so it can dry because I hate using a blow dryer. When I wake up in the morning I do cornrows.

During this whole process it has been trial and error with the products I have been using. This is what I have: 2 shampoos ( added vitamin E & coconut oil), 2 conditioners ( added vitamin E oil & coconut oil), 2 deep treatments, 2 leave-in conditioners, 2 moisturizing oils, 1 shine glosser, and 1 styling gel. All of these products are paraben, silicone, and sulfate free. I'm sure you're wondering why I have 2 of everything. Well I thought it would make sense to get 2 different types of each product so I can test how they react to my hair. Also it's good to do because some folks hair get used to a product and stops working. So far all of the products have been great.

Every since I started transitioning my hair feels extremely soft. I'm washing my hair differently and trying not to manipulate it a lot. It's been 2 months transitioning and I have no idea how much longer I can go. I would love to transition for at least 6 months. That's the plan but we'll see.

What A Day



Hola Meanies !

I know I have been M.I.A for a long time. Ummm I actually have been mentally drained. You know when your mind is constantly running and you can't stop yourself. Well that's always me but for the past week or so I crashed.

Anyway Monday July 26, I went into NYC with my BFF for a job conference at MSG. She has been looking forward to this event for the past 3 weeks or so because all she wants is a job. So the conference has two segments, she went to the 11-1:30pm segment. We got there after 11. When we reached, there was a long ass line around the corner. I left her with a friend that was on the line. Told them Good Luck and when she's done to wait outside of Borders. I'm sure you're guessing why I'm telling her to meet me in front of Borders. She left her cellphone at home. It made sense to pick a landmark because I don't think I can handle looking for someone at MSG.

I'm in NYC where do I go first ? I didn't have the slightest clue. Then I thought just walk til you see something interesting. On the walk I see Conway. By the way Conway is not the same. Don't you just hate a store that you grew up going to changes. But change is good but when change is bad it's no bueno. So I went to Conway & Joey's.

After I walked a block or so I stumbled upon a Irish Pub & Bar called Pigs N' Whistles. Honestly I was hot, thirsty and was in need of some heavy AC loving. It was nice & quiet. I've never sat at a bar by myself so it felt good. I had 3 drinks: Tropical Mix Magarita, and two Dark Storms (Ginger Beer with Black Spice Rum). I'm not a beer Nazi but that Dark Storm was really good. After sitting at the bar for about an hour and a half reading my book " His Woman His Wife His Widow" and drinking, it was time to go meet back up with my friend. When leaving the bar I noticed I've never had a moment like that in my whole entire life. A quiet,serene and alone time. It was weird but felt great. I recommend everyone do it once in awhile, once you do it you'll probably might do it more often.

I get to Borders 5 mins before 1:30pm. So I'm a book worm. Me in Borders is not good, usually I would leave with at least 4 books. But I'm walking around trying to kill time for my friend to make her way out of MSG. I left Borders 20 mins later, sat outside on the bench next to some stink fertilizer that smelled like weeks old Chinese food.

After awhile I was getting nervous about my friend. At that moment I had to use the bathroom so bad I could of wet myself. When I went into Borders earlier, the bathroom was out of service at that moment. I'm outside walking back and forth waiting. I said oh no I have to find somewhere. I went to Kmart, didn't find a bathroom. Went to Penn Station, lost patience and left. Low and behold I ended up back at Borders. Thank God the bathroom was working. As soon as I was finished my friend called me and said she's outside. The conference was suppose to be over 1:30pm. I was thinking it will go over til 2pm. She came out few mins before 4pm.

I get outside and she's beyond mad. The conference was worthless and waste of money. She's mad I'm mad, she's hungry I'm hungry. We went to Red Lobster and enjoyed ourselves indulging in food, drinks and great conversations. Then we headed back to CT.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Calling All Transitioners/Natural Divas !

Curly Nikki

Hey Meanies,

We have found a new home ! Diva transitioners/naturals this is where you need to be. I have been blessed to come upon a great website called Curlynikki.com. This site helps anyone that has interest in going natural or are already natural. It's a great community site. Everyone helps one another with hair tips, styles, transition/natural stories.

Also, there is great information on everything you need to know to help maintain your lovely hair. There are forums where you can discuss products, do product switch with another person, and meet up with other naturals/transitioners. This by far is the best community based site I have ever signed up for. It's all love, support and inspiration.

We need this because there is too much hate going on. Hate Is for Suckers. CurlyNikki.com is based on support and helping one another. The main purpose is to learn how to take care of your hair while experiencing it with others. In the process of learning you get to experience it with someone else that just might be feeling the same way you do. My favorite thing about this site would be the love & support that you receive, it's very welcoming and deserved.

Please check out CurlyNikki.com you won't be disappointed.

It's time to lend a helping hand & a shoulder.

Not getting enough support from family & friends don't worry CurlyNikki.com has plenty of supporters.

Did I forget to mention they also do free giveaways ! Who doesn't like free gifts

So what are you waiting for ? Head on over to CurlyNikki.com