Talk Dirty to Me Baby

Hola Meanies !

Do you talk dirty in bed ? I'm sure everyone has tried it at least once. Some people are really good while others struggle. So talking dirty can be used as foreplay BUT it's not for everyone. Talking dirty depends on the relationship you have with the person. For example : I just met you, we've been on 3 dates. We finish our date at your apartment. I decide to kiss you to see if there is a spark. We start making out but I feel uncomfortable because your roommate is a couple feet away in their room. So we go into your room and we start making out again. But now you're over-aggressively kissing and moaning a lot..lol. You decided to talk dirty OMG and say " I wanna lick your vagina", "taste your pastrami", "stuff your taco" etc. This is definitely a TURN OFF ! If you're a guy that has to use meat as a referral to a womans body part that is not good...lol.

I believe confidence is key when talking dirty. At one point you have to ask the other person if they like talking dirty in bed. Everyone likes to hear certain things but there are a few I hate to hear. Don't say you're a bitch, dirty whore, slut etc. When you say things like that you need to be banging a street walker...lol. Who wants to hear " you been a bad girl" that makes me think of private school girls in their uniforms and who else goes after school girls PEDOPHILES, " Do you like it like that" you sound very unsure of your skills I can't keep giving you recognition every 5 seconds I wont be enjoying myself but you will...how unfair is that ? lol."I wanna do this & that" how about you just do it , that's more sexier because you're telling me but when it comes down to that point its a situation of would you like a XL side of epic with that XL fail...lmao. The most obvious reason not to talk dirty in bed is mentioning the wrong name...need I say more. Talking dirty in bed is very risky.....