Uncertainty of Size

Hola Meanies,

I think we all question the stories of the size of a guys penis. We laugh at the names you call it such as Mr. Happy, Jimmy, Wally, Do Right, The Man etc...lol. Guys are not physically attached to their penises, they're emotionally attached to them. Tell a guy that he wont be able to handle pleasing you and you have definitely bruised his ego. So I'm sure everyone has heard of the urban legends, right ? Of course like African-American guys are supposedly extremely equipped....right if you say so...lol. Oh Oh the checking of hands and feet. The things that we hear and we're stupid enough to see if its true..lol. We're human beings so its natural.

So I'm thinking some women have watched too many damn porno flicks and think if the guy is not HUNG he doesn't have a chance. We have been hearing this for years, so the next generation I guess is trying to get prepared by measuring their erections. The only thing is if they have a big penis they automatically think that they're great lovers. So size is all that matters to men obviously..lol. What about how you use it, right ladies ? I believe you're never too old to learn. Here is something to keep in mind "the maximum depth at which female stimulation occurs in the vagina is 2 inches. Most guys go right over the 2 inch mark in an attempt to create friction putting the extra 2 inches to friggin waste". So basically your guy is trying to stuff you like a damn taco trying to get all of him in BUT guess what it doesn't matter unless you know where the G-Spot is...lol. Yes your girl will feel it but not in a good way.

Like some women say its not the size, its how you use it ! I do believe that women worry MORE about the size than how its used. You can get a guy that is hung and don't know how to use it if he was told how to. Then you have small/medium guys that just MIGHT do a good job. Since women are so enticed by the size here are a few things to expect : big john but big john can't do nothing, advantages of certain positions, if you choose to slob the knob you'll gag a lot unless your a pro, and pain. The bigger the more it hurts.

Also, the more it hurts the better the woman becomes at the "ART OF FAKING AN ORGASM". Guys you don't want that, right ? Talk about bruised egos left and right. Who wants to go through life faking orgasms ? Not Me. So guys get to work LITERALLY.